// warning: opinions ahead. running on decaf & spite — ADHD meds took the rest. MOOD: IRRITATED

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LATEST // unsolicited opinions, mostly correct

things I've written

rant Why I rewrote it in TypeScript and regret nothing 12 Mar 2026 → code Building a real-time strategy game engine from scratch 08 Mar 2026 →

I write when something annoys me enough, which is often. No newsletter. No algorithm. No engagement bait. Just words on a page, like it's 2004 and we all had better attention spans.

PROJECTS // shipping things since before it was a verb

things I've built

active lowdragrts

TypeScript RTS engine. Three.js. Terrain, lighting, state machines. Unit AI: pending. Patience: also pending.

 shipped freebusy-display

Pico-powered e-ink status display. Does what it says. Unlike most software.

 shipped pico-wearable-badge

Wearable LED badge. For events. People ask about it. I explain it. They glaze over.

 shipped unicorn-led-display

RGB LED matrix. Unicorn HAT. More fun than it has any right to be. Don't tell anyone.